A date with a damn fine ass
Young meat is cougar feast
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She's in hypersexual drive
Czech me out eating this cock
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She takes heavy duty usage
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
You are not one of the guys...
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She calls it dedication
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
Buttfucking is rarely elegant